My RUDE photos
by Doris Spitworthy


Serving sick puppies since August 2000

Don't tell Micky but I've decided to show a few NAUGHTY photos we took one day with a Polaroid camera!  These were taken when I was WELL into my diet... and you sure can tell I'm looking a lot trimmer than I used to be!

Click the thumbnails if you're MAN enough to see the BIG picture!

These nice people give me money so I can afford to pay for my eighteen diet programmes


Check out a naughty video I made with Micky just before he had to go to hospital! (WMV, 1.8M)



I dedicate this page to my mother (pictured above) who had a big heart, amongst other big things.

My sister Susie came over to enjoy my garden one day

Here I am in a blonde wig feeling a bit sinful!

At the end of a busy day, my slim friends come by to supervise my diet.

For my birthday, Micky took me to one of those portrait places that do intimate portraits. It only cost $200 for the pictures, $300 for the lingerie, $160 for the wig, $54.66 for the photographer's sedatives, $1230 for the Jumbo-size tub of body makeup, $23,000 for the plastic surgery and $300 for the repairs to the bed. All in all, quite a bargain to look so svelte and sexy!

I must admit I'm a smoker. If I didn't smoke, I bet I would put on weight!

My pre-shower snack gives me the energy to soap myself ALL over!

I enjoy slumber parties with my girlfriend.

Come and get me, big boy!


I'm just a carefree little girl at heart.

I enjoy going to nude beaches, but for some reason all of the ones near my place have closed recently. It was funny that day when I was sunbathing on the beach and those nice Greenpeace boys tried to push me into the water. They must have thought I wanted a bit of a swim!

I hope you enjoyed these.  Micky was so overcome that he went off to a boy scout's jamboree for A WEEK after taking them!


Some kind readers have sent me pictures of themselves after having seen my naughty piccies.
I think I may be a little too much WOMAN for them!

 


Firstly, the opinion of the "man in the street"...

And here's one of Micky's friends at the gym who saw my pictures

Thanks for the "feedback" boys!

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