My RUDE photos
by Doris Spitworthy
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Don't tell Micky but
I've decided to show a few NAUGHTY photos we took one day with
a Polaroid camera! These were taken when I was WELL into my diet...
and you sure can tell I'm looking a lot trimmer than I used to be!
Click the thumbnails if you're MAN enough to see the BIG picture!
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Check out a naughty
video I made with Micky just before he had to go to hospital! (WMV,
1.8M) |
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For my birthday, Micky took me to one of those portrait places that do intimate portraits. It only cost $200 for the pictures, $300 for the lingerie, $160 for the wig, $54.66 for the photographer's sedatives, $1230 for the Jumbo-size tub of body makeup, $23,000 for the plastic surgery and $300 for the repairs to the bed. All in all, quite a bargain to look so svelte and sexy! |
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Come and get me, big boy! |
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I enjoy going to nude beaches, but for some reason all of the ones near my place have closed recently. It was funny that day when I was sunbathing on the beach and those nice Greenpeace boys tried to push me into the water. They must have thought I wanted a bit of a swim!
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I hope you enjoyed these. Micky was so overcome that he went
off to a boy scout's jamboree for A WEEK after taking them! |
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Firstly, the opinion of the "man in the street"...
And here's one of Micky's friends at the gym who saw my pictures
Thanks for the "feedback" boys! |